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"How cool would it be to encounter an elderly Breton who wishes to kick some ass and asks in the future along with you?" mused phantom-scribbler. "

Her story is even perfect in the same way it is. She's twice widowed and has now four kids and nine grandkids. She calls her Elder Scrolls Blades Gold subscribers 'grandkids.'

So, maybe this lady has a sword that each of her husbands died using. She calls it 'Widowmaker.'

She takes it and puts on some Cheap ESB Gold armor, says, 'Come on, grandson/daughter!' and you are clearly off to tackle whoever gets as part of your way."

That post generated another one, itself with well over 4,700 upvotes during writing, calling to get a community-made Curry mod for Skyrim.