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Take off your pants and jacket it’s SNOT time." />Skip to main contentclockmenumore-arrownoyesHorizontal - WhiteBattle Red Bloga Houston Texans communityLog In or Sign UpLog InSign UpFanpostsFanshotsTexansOddsAboutMastheadCommunity GuidelinesStubHubMoreAll 322 blogs on Horizontal - WhiteFanposts Fanshots Texans StoriesScheduleRosterStatsYahoo Texans NewsYahoo Texans Team PageYahoo Texans ReportYahoo Texans Depth ChartYahoo Texans TransactionsYahoo Texans PhotosOdds About Masthead Community Guidelines StubHub ✕Filed under:Saturday Night Open ThreadS.N.O.T. (5-18-2019)New Womens Lamar Miller Jersey ,67commentsTake off your pants and jacket it’s SNOT time. CDTShareTweetShareShareS.N.O.T. (5-18-2019)Photo by Scott Olson/Getty ImagesHey look! It’s Saturday. It’s raining. I’m dying all over again. It just never ends, does it? I’m sick of it. But this is no time to be lugubrious. There’s too many sunflowers on the side of the road. The cacti are finally in bloom. For one of the last May weeks we have I’ll be in College Station and New Orleans because I’m a business,,,man. I need your help. College Station is a monoculture coagulated by constipating chain restaurants. Please. I beg you. Give me some places to eat at in College Station. My insides are writhing and sealed with concrete. The rest of the time I’ll be running and then locked in a hotel room coming up with content, and reading Finnegan’s Wake out loud—herkyjerky chicchick ebmoroyo—a page at a time. Anyways Womens Keke Coutee Jersey , that’s all I got. This is your place to discuss whatever it is you want. Why you think the Texans are going to be good this year, if you would trade for Le’Veon Bell, if the Bucks can play with the Warriors, and why FOXING is the best Indie/Alternative/Emo LIVE band around? Oh Maria, the years, the years D.J. Reader Jersey , the years go by. Four years ago, the Texans played the Cowboys in Dallas. It was one of my favorite games ever. Arian Foster could still glide, stutter, stop, and roll like downhill tumbling water over rocks and flood pinned logs. Andre Johnson was catching passes and still wearing the correct uniform. Tony Romo felt J.J. Watt’s hot breath on his neck, ducked Womens Joel Heath Jersey , and found Terrance Williams in the end zone. In overtime, Dez Bryant caught an uncatchable pass over Johnathan Joseph down the sideline. The Cowboys won. Those funny Houston folks who wore Ebola outfits must have felt really dumb walking out of the stadium. That was four years ago. Sunday is a new day (or night). To enjoy the newest version of this “rivalry,” I’ll be driving down I-35 from Dallas after seeing The National, and then stopping at a Cowboys fan’s house in New Braunfels to see Houston and Dallas duke it out with Chris Collinsworth providing the soundtrack to their lives. Woo! Can’t wait. Anyways, those are my plans. What about you? What do you have going on? Are you going going to see this cousin kissing football game in person at NRG Stadium? Will you be capping off a beautiful couch-stuck day with Texans-Cowboys? Or are you still pissed about Houston’s playcalling and will be watching the DVR instead?Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you’re still trying to figure out what you’re going to do Womens Sammie Coates Jersey , or if you’ll be a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you’ve got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.