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Tilting my head a little bit, I see that it is just about 6:30, giving me about an hour and fifteen minutes to get prepared just before I have to go away for college, the only factor scarier than college, in my opinion, is Mr. Too-man's fancy toilet or 'bidet' as he known as it. I burst by my very first interval door, fifteen minutes late, to a classroom entire of now frightened young people and an aggravated teacher. I smile at the thought and text him a fast, loving fantastic morning textual content indicating, "I'll pores and skin your balls with a carrot peeler if you are not at college currently." Ah! Anyways, I angrily get up, slipping on my cow slippers that "Moo" every single time I stomp hard adequate, and make my way towards my bathtub place, commencing up my shower, making sure it's burning warm, if my pores and skin does not blister by the time I get out, then I'm heading to hell to have an actual burning incredibly hot shower. When I do go to starbucks, I typically place on a pair of tinted sunglasses and fake I'm her for a no cost drink, because I get so lots of feedback that I normally seem like her, why not use that to my edge and have Starbucks be my sugar daddy and give me free of charge stuff.